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Lena
"Here's the pie."
-Me
I'm the pie girl in the family. I like making pie. I've had a good deal of practice at this point, and I'm pretty good at it. You all know my famous all-butter pie crust, and I know I've told you about the flavorful addition of lard into the mix. This is another recipe I found over at
Cook's Illustrated. It has a very interesting ingredient: vodka.
Now don't go crazy. The vodka cooks out. In fact that's it's very purpose. Using vodka along with a little water helps keep the unbaked pastry nice and moist, but then it evaporates in the oven leaving an extremely tender and flakey crust.
Just for fun, and because I can, I go ahead and swap the vegetable shortning for lard. Because vegetarian pie is so last century.
The first pie I made was pumpkin. Well, I intended it to be pumpkin. I bought a sugar pumpkin, baked it at 350˚, took it out of the oven, only to find something resembling pumpkin leather.
I was on a quest for another sugar pumpkin, hoping that there was just something wrong with that one. I never got the chance to find out, because I couldn't find another pumpkin.
I had to improvise.
I bought a butternut squash, which I've heard is actually in a lot of pumpkin pie mixes anyway. I bought this green squash hoping it would add that extra umph.
And I bought a can of pumpkin purée just in case.
In the end, the butternut squash was delicious and sweet. The green squash was a bit bitter, but had a pumpkinny flavor I liked. I threw all three together to make a super squash purée. Then I just measured out the 2 cups of the recipe and called it a day.
And that's how this pumpkin pie was renamed squash pie.
I had this recipe copied on a piece of paper from last Thanksgiving, so it varied from the original Cook's Illustrated version. I don't mind. I love mine. It works.
Add a cup of brown sugar to your 2 cups of squash.
Then add your spices:
Ginger, cinnamon, and freshly ground nutmeg and cloves.
Roll out your pie crust and put some foil and pie weights in it. Then make sure you refrigerate it for 30 minutes. I didn't and the sides of my pie fell a bit.
Bake the crust at 400˚ for 15 minutes. Then remove the foil and weights and bake another 8 minutes or so to brown it.
Mix together the rest of your pie ingredients: salt, heavy cream, milk and eggs. Cook's Illustrated said to cook the mixture, then add the eggs. I didn't write that part down, and so didn't do it. The filling turned out beautifully, so I'm not too concerned about it.
Pour the filling into the crust and bake about 25 minutes or until the filling is slightly cracked at the edges and the center giggles a bit.
I used the other half of the dough to make pecan pie. It's Aunt Sue's famous recipe, which I've made before, so I didn't think I needed to document that. The pecans were brought up by my parents from Texas, so they were extra good.
We took an hour or two to digest dinner, then sat down for round two: pie.
We had some weekend coffee with our pie. For those of you unninitiated into the world of weekend coffee, it's simply coffee spiked with Bailey's. It's good.
The guys ate their pie in the kitchen. I think they needed full light to enjoy their dessert.
The pies were both a success. The pecan won out, I think, but the squash pie was a close second.
Cook's Illustrated's Foolproof Pie Dough
(Adapted by a Player)
Ingredients
2 1/2 cups (12 1/2 ounces) unbleached all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon table salt
2 tablespoons sugar
12 tablespoons (1 1/2 sticks) cold unsalted butter, cut into 1/4-inch slices
1/2 cup cold vegetable shortening, cut into 4 pieces (Or Leaf Lard cut into little chunks)
1/4 cup cold vodka
1/4 cup cold water
Procedure
1. Process 1 1/2 cups flour, salt, and sugar in food processor until combined, about 2 one-second pulses. Add butter and shortening (or lard) and process until homogeneous dough just starts to collect in uneven clumps, about 15 seconds (dough will resemble cottage cheese curds and there should be no uncoated flour). Scrape bowl with rubber spatula and redistribute dough evenly around processor blade. Add remaining cup flour and pulse until mixture is evenly distributed around bowl and mass of dough has been broken up, 4 to 6 quick pulses. Empty mixture into medium bowl.
2. Sprinkle vodka and water over mixture. With rubber spatula, use folding motion to mix, pressing down on dough until dough is slightly tacky and sticks together. Divide dough into two even balls and flatten each into 4-inch disk. Wrap each in plastic wrap and refrigerate at least 45 minutes or up to 2 days.
Cook's Illustrated's Spicy Pumpkin Pie
(Adapted by a Player)
Spicy Pumpkin Filling
2 cups (16 ounces) plain pumpkin puree, canned or fresh (Or try your own mixture of different squashes)
1 cup packed dark brown sugar
2 teaspoons ground ginger
2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon fresh grated nutmeg
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
1/2 teaspoon salt
2/3 cup heavy cream
2/3 cup milk
4 large eggs
Roll out 1/2 of the dough into a pie pan. Refrigerate for 20 minutes (or freeze for 5 minutes) to firm dough shell. Using a table fork, prick bottom and sides — including where they meet — at 1/2-inch intervals. Flatten a 12-inch square of aluminum foil inside shell, pressing it flush against corners, sides, and over rim. Prick foil bottom in about a dozen places with a fork. Chill shell for at least 30 minutes (preferably an hour or more), to allow dough to relax.
Adjust an oven rack to lowest position, and heat oven to 400 degrees. (Start preparing filling when you put shell into oven.) Bake 15 minutes, pressing down on foil with mitt-protected hands to flatten any puffs. Remove foil and bake shell for 8 to 10 minutes longer, or until interior just begins to color.
For filling, process first 7 ingredients in a food processor fitted with steel blade for 1 minute. Transfer pumpkin mixture to a 3-quart heavy-bottomed saucepan; bring it to a sputtering simmer over medium-high heat. Cook pumpkin, stirring constantly, until thick and shiny, about 5 minutes. As soon as pie shell comes out of oven, whisk heavy cream and milk into pumpkin and bring to a bare simmer. Process eggs in food processor until whites and yolks are mixed, about 5 seconds. With motor running, slowly pour about half of hot pumpkin mixture through feed tube. Stop machine and scrape in remaining pumpkin. Process 30 seconds longer.
Or just mix all of the ingredients together if you're lazy like me
Immediately pour warm filling into hot pie shell. (Ladle any excess filling into pie after it has baked for 5 minutes or so — by this time filling will have settled.) Bake until filling is puffed, dry-looking, and lightly cracked around edges, and center wiggles like gelatin when pie is gently shaken, about 25 minutes. Cool on a wire rack for at least 1 hour.
Serve with weekend coffee.
Pie. It's what's after dinner.
Playing,
Meredith