I'd like to begin this monster post with a cautionary tale. It's great to get free things. We got a lot of free things on our trip, because we were a trio of lovely charming girls, and because G learned a little Greek, which endeared us to the people. But, if you're going to get free things, there's a catch. They might not be that good.
Or they could be disgusting.
Take this dessert we got in a small restaurant. The meal was fine, but nothing to write home (or on your blog) about.
After we asked for the check, we were presented with this:

I think it was their version of
Kefalonian favorite, almond cake. I'm not sure. What I know is that it was disgusting. I do not exaggerate. I'll eat anything, people! My mama raised me right. But this was a struggle. G took a bite and was about to say, "There's no way I'm eating that poo." or something similar, but I stopped her. That dessert was a gift. And we had to receive it. And we did.
Here's G forcing it down.

We ate almost all of it like good girls. And that's what you should do as well. These people work hard to please tourists like us, and we have to respect them, even their weird recipes.
Okay. Enough of that. Now for some fun memories.
This beer! Oh it was good. Nice and cold and crisp. I highly recommend the big bottle.

I think we've seen this one before...

And now for our favorite restaurant in
Assos:
Platanos.
I don't think it has anything to do with the New World fruit, though.
Platanos was the only restaurant in town that served pita with their
mezze (appetizers). Apparently pita is only served in low-brow
souvlaki places.
But the bread is not great, and this pita is amazing.

Also on the table: Squash Fritters, Stuffed Grape Leaves, Feta Dip, and
Tzaziki (
yougurt and cucumber dip)

More Greek salad and the most delicious sausage ever. Really, it was amazing.

That was good stuff.
And now for what was supposed to be our very special meal in
Fiskardo. We picked this restaurant for the view. And because it was off the beaten path a bit, and less touristy.
And the view is indeed amazing.

The food however, wasn't. Actually the salad we had was very good- lots of different greens (a nice switch from Greek salad, and salty anchovies, and a cheese other than feta). But this "Seafood
Souvlaki" which basically means
shish kabob, was overcooked, rubbery and mushy. The waitress recommended it after saying she didn't really like seafood. So that was probably the mistake- don't let someone who doesn't like something recommend it. They'll probably just throw one of the most expensive things on the menu at you.

Also, the potato was boiled and tasteless. I liked the creamed spinach, but it was heavy on the dill, and G didn't like it.
That restaurant's saving grace was this free dessert.

It was the opposite of the "almond pooh" we got before. This was delicious fresh balls of dough fried and soaked in honey syrup. It was freaking amazing! It was possibly the best thing we ate the entire trip.
Unless you count this:

We picked up a jar of
Nutella (chocolate hazelnut spread) at the market, and enjoyed every last drop.
And here was another at home creation: A Player's Daiquiri.
Squeeze lots of limes and lemons (the lemons were my addition, because they were local)- about 10 or so.
Add 3-4 heaping spoonfuls sugar and let it dissolve in the juice.
Add 1-2 cups white rum and ice if you've got it. (If not, like we didn't, just add some cold water to dilute it a bit)
Et voila! A refreshing beach beverage:

And when drinking a Player's Daiquiri, one must have a snack.
How about cheese toast? Toast thin slices of bread and top with grated
parmesan. Toast some more. Eat.

And life is good.

One night we were just downright tired of eating out. So I made us dinner. We didn't have many ingredients to work with, but I like to think I can make something out of nothing.
I made a simple pasta sauce, enriching it a bit by frying up some salami in olive oil. Then throw in some chopped cloves of garlic,
deglaze the pan with some wine, and add a can of crushed tomatoes. Make sure you've got water boiling as well. When it boils, drop some
penne or other short pasta. Throw the cooked pasta into the reduced sauce and toss in
lot's of grated
parmesan and a drizzle of olive oil off the heat.
We rounded it off with another Greek salad, because we just couldn't help ourselves.

It was lovely. Note G's red wine in a water bottle. She bought table wine to go from
Platanos, and this is how they brought it out. It was vinegar. But G doesn't seem to mind that.
And now for another contender for the best meal we had in Greece. It was also the cheapest. Pork
Souvlaki and ice cold
Mythos beer, in the capital
Argostoli. It was savory and delicious. Such a nice change to the huge meals the Greeks serve at restaurants. We found the joint near the local market, which is always a good bet.

And finally, here we are on our last night. Full of meat pies and pita, perhaps ready to be back in an English speaking country.

Which is where we'll head next on the final installment of "Greece: an Epic
Odyssey of Food and Waiters" (the waiters were just for G). Back to London, and into the arms of lovely hosts, Kirstie and Matt. Oh it was short and sweet, and I'll tell you all about it soon enough.
Playing,
Meredith