Hello my friends,
I'm so sorry this post was so long in the making. I've been quite busy, believe it or not. I've had yoga classes,
plays to see, trains to ride and pies to bake. Okay, well I didn't actually make the pie. I made the pastry and G made the pie. Thus our "Joint Venture".
G has a special friend at her job. He lives in London, so she sees him very rarely, but she interacts with him on a daily basis. G has a very robust admiration for the guy. I'm sure he deserves it. From what I hear he's a
standup guy. He's a light in the dim world of watches. And this light came into town today. G wanted to bake him a pie to celebrate. I had no quarrels with such a project, but as the big day got closer, things got busy. I decided I'd help her with the pastry.
Pies are the first thing I really started baking. I'd like to think that I'm pretty good at it. I can do a crust by hand or in the food processor, depending on my resources, and I've perfected my recipe.
So I told G
I'll do the crust if you do the filling.She said
Cheerio. (She didn't really say that, but she very well could have- G wishes very much she were
British.)
And there it was.
This is a new recipe that I've been working with lately. I read about the technique in
Cook's Illustrated (where else?) and found it to be quite good. I'm going to go ahead and give the instructions for food processor-free pastry, as I was food processor-less.
Measure out 1 1/2 cups of all purpose flour into a bowl.

Add one teaspoon salt:

And 2 tablespoons sugar. If I was doing a really sweet pie, like pecan, I might not add any sugar.

Stir the dry ingredients together with a whisk, or a fork if you don't want to wash a whisk.
Now measure out 1/2 cup shortening. I like to use lard. I'm not kidding. Lard is awesome in a pie crust. But you have to use leaf lard, not the processed lard you can get in the supermarket. If you live near Fort Worth, you should take a tub from my parents- they have a lot. Obviously I bought it for them, so I could make pies. Don't be scared of lard. It's actually better for you than butter. I promise. Google it.
But, alas, my lard is in Hudson, and I haven't bought any for the City yet. So I had to use shortening. I also like an all butter crust. Perhaps that's another post...
Anyway, here's my organic shortening. It was really hard because it had been in the fridge, so I weighed out 4 ounces instead of trying to put it in a measuring cup.

It's actually best if it is cold, by the way. Take a knife and cut the big chunks into smaller, more manageable chunks.

Now take a stick and a half of cold butter and cut it into small chunks.

I combine the shortening and butter and put it in the freezer to get really cold. You want your fat to be cold so it creates little steam pockets in your pastry. This makes it nice and flaky.

Now add the chilled fat into the flour mixture and start rolling it in between your fingers, making the chunks smaller and smaller as you incorporate it with the flour.

If you have any extra hard to deal with chunks,
smoosh them with a fork. (
Smoosh: that's a technical term)
Once the mixture looks like course meal you know you're done. Don't let that butter get
melty. If it does, throw the whole shebang into the freezer for a few minutes.
When it's ready, add another cup of flour.

Now this recipe gets unique. Measure out 1/4 cup vodka.
Vodka in pie??? Oh yes, it's magical. You get to add more moisture to the dough when it's uncooked, but the alcohol evaporates so quickly when it bakes, it's as if you barely added any water. Water helps the dough come together, but you don't want too much of it.
Vodka!
Kettel One, to be exact. My favorite brand when I was a bartender. I don't drink much vodka these days.

Now add 1/4 cup cold water. The mixture needs to be cold. If it isn't, put it in the freezer. I use my freezer a lot when I make pie.

Now sprinkle some of the cold liquid onto the dough and stir with a rubber spatula.

Do that again and again until you've sprinkled your last drop. Then I usually get in there with my hands and combine it. Yes, they're clean.

Now divide the dough in half, form into discs, and wrap in plastic wrap, and let rest for at least an hour in the fridge.
And here ends my part of the story. G proceeded to come home and fill the pie and bake it. But, since this is my blog, I'll tell you about it.
Here are the discs.

Roll out the first one. G used parchment. That was very smart for cleaning up purposes, as well as transferring into the pie pan.

Here it is, all rolled out. Now, I'm going to do a little critiquing, because well, as I said, I'm an expert. Well if I'm not an expert, I know what I'm doing, sort of, and I want you all to learn, so I hope G doesn't mind.
If I were her, I would leave the pastry hanging over until the pie was filled and topped with the lid. That way you can fold the two layers together and get a nice, sealed pie. Also you get a nice pretty edge.
Her's looks pretty good. Note the chunks of fat visible throughout. Oh, the flakiness that will be...

Here are the apples. You'll want to peel, core and slice them. Make sure to have a little lemon juice to toss them with so they don't get brown. I picked this picture before the apples were peeled because it's pretty. I like pretty things.

Now, here's where G really deviates from my sensibilities. She went all crazy with the filling.
Here are some blackberries.

Now, there is nothing wrong with blackberries, except that they are in no way in season in the city, and you know how I'm always preaching against that. Perhaps I'm just a purist. I mean come on, if you make something so quintessentially American for a visitor, wouldn't you want it to be traditional and simple? It's very
Barefoot Contessa of me. She love traditions...
Also, there's no corn starch or flour to make a gooey sauce out of the juices, and seemingly no sugar to sweeten the fruit.
And there's basil in it. G swears by a cobbler recipe that has basil in it, which is where I'm assuming she got this idea.
G, I'm so sorry. I'm cruel. I'm relentless. I'm a critical witch. I haven't tasted the combo. I have no right to question your recipe.
All I'm saying is that for pie
numero uno in your
repertoire, perhaps you could have gone a little more simple.
It is beautiful though, I have to say. Pretty green, white and black.

I'm hard on her, but truly folks- this is G's pie, she gets to do what she wants. I'm sure it's great. I'm sure it came together beautifully. I mean, I wasn't there to supervise, and honestly G doesn't need supervision. She's perfectly capable of making delicious food. I know, I've eaten it.
So G, I hope you comment and tell us how the pie turned out. Leave us the recipe. (I'm sorry, I forgot to ask you for it this morning.)
Perhaps in all my closed-mindedness I've missed the boat on some really interesting and good flavors. And I'll be the first person to say I could very well be wrong on my basil blackberry apple pie aversion.
Anyway, I hope G doesn't hate me for all this. I really do love her. I'm sorry I used her as a teaching platform. She didn't sign up for this.
I really do love her decoration. It's a clock face. You have to admit that's pretty cute.

I might have cut a slit to let out steam, though... I have to stop that.
Okay, for my half of the recipe:
Foolproof Pie Dough
(Adapted from
Cook's Illustrated)
For one 9-inch Double-Crust Pie
| 2 1/2 | cups unbleached all-purpose flour (12 1/2 ounces) |
| 1 | teaspoon table salt |
| 2 | tablespoons sugar |
| 12 | tablespoons cold unsalted butter (1 1/2 sticks), cut into small pieces |
| 1/2 | cup chilled solid vegetable shortening , cut into small pieces |
| 1/4 | cup vodka , cold |
| 1/4 | cup cold water |
1. Whisk together 1 1/2 cups flour, salt, and sugar. Add butter and shortening and work through fingertips until dough just starts to look like coarse meal. Add remaining cup flour and mix until combined.
2. Sprinkle vodka and water over mixture. With rubber spatula, use folding motion to mix, pressing down on dough until dough is slightly tacky and sticks together. Divide dough into two even balls and flatten each into 4-inch disk. Wrap each in plastic wrap and refrigerate at least 45 minutes or up to 2 days.
Here's a good simple filling.
Stay tuned for G's recipe.
Hope Alex enjoyed it!
Your hopelessly critical Baker,
Meredith