I got off work very early. Do you think Tal's mom reads my post? Nah. Don't worry 'rents, they were on their way to the Adirondacks to go skiing this weekend. I actually love skiing, but haven't done it since high school. I also got to go on a tour at the Guggenheim with Michael's brother and his new bride Michelle, led by my brother Brendan. He works there as a docent/security guard and does an awesome job. His tour was succinct and interesting. I thought it greatly enhanced the current exhibit. I hope the happy couple enjoyed it as well. They are here on their honeymoon, so I want their experience to be as great as possible. I got to go to work late as well because Tal was on a play date. It was a great day.
Anyway, the reason I had the time and energy to create a new post was due directly to my easy day at work. I got home and got a gchat from Gwen asking me what I was doing home so early. That was when I had a moment of inspiration. I was going to cook dinner. I asked G what she wanted and she suggested I try something from the new book she just bought us:
Simply Organic. It uses ingredients fresh to each season. Even though it is technically "Early Spring" I had an inkling that upon visiting Whole Foods I would find that their local department would still be stuck in "Late Winter" so I chose accordingly. "Chicken with Dried Cherries, Capers and Chiles." Walking into WF I knew that I was right. Everything was California born. I'm really not okay with that. I wanted a side veg that was from here, and really my only option were some rutabagas, most of which are getting a little mushy. I found some firm ones, though and went with those. The jalapenos were not local either, but they were from Mexico which is closer than California. (I know that's not necessarily true, but you know what, you try being local and loving spicy food, and then get back to me.) Anyway, I got some pasta shells as a starch and called it a meal.
Okay, go ahead and preheat that oven of yours to 400 degrees. Now take your baking dish and spray it with some cooking spray. I'm back to the real world where there's no Sam to clean my dishes for me, so I have to take precautions.

Now the rutabagas are not in the original recipe. I thought I'd just use them as a base for my chicken breasts. Those babies needed a little extra lift. Did I just write that?
Anyway, now would be a good time to teach you how to dice large hard veggies. This trick works for turnips, jicama, and anything of the bulbous rough skinned variety. First cut of the ends to give you a sturdy work surface.

Now, go along the sides of the rutabaga with your knife. By the way, you can also do this with cantaloupes and oranges to this point if you want fruit salad.

Just repeat until all the peel is off. Then you'll have some naked rutabagas. Have you noticed that I love calling food naked?(Matt has) I mean, that is what it is right? A rutabaga with no peel is a naked rutabaga just as a shrimp with no shell is a naked shrimp. It's funnier if you pronounce it "neked" in your head, by the way.
And now, I present a work of art I'll call "Two Neked Rutabagas"

Now they're easy to slice into discs, and those discs are easy to slice into sticks, and those sticks are easy to slice into cubes like these:

Now that thats all done with, you can continue with the actual recipe. First you make a rub for the chicken. Start with a teaspoon of paprika.

Add a quarter teaspoon of salt. I couldn't find the quarter teaspoon, because a very nice visitor, Gwen's dad, put it in the wrong place. (He never had kitchen orientation, so I can't hold it against him) So here I am measuring a half of a half teaspon of salt:

Now a quarter teaspoon of pepper. Hey look at that- G bought a new pepper grinder! Now, tell me who would grind a bunch of pepper and measure out a quarter teaspoon? Martha Stewart and Ina Garten you say? Poo poo, I say to them. I just grind the pepper in the bowl until I'm satisfied that it's about a quarter teaspoon.

Now here's the chicken:

You'll want four of these bone in half breasts. Then you'll take off the skin, give them a little rinse, and pat them dry with paper towel.
Now drizzle a little oil on those babies and rub them with your spice rub. Place them on the rutabagas and you are ready to rumble.

Set your timer for 45 minutes and take a little break. You deserve it. Have a glass of wine, relax.
Okay. About 15 minutes later start the sauce. Start by chopping up a red onion. Rachel Ray says we should call them purple. You may hate RR with the passion of a thousand furies, but the lady is right- them onions is purple.
And now for a lesson within this lesson: How to Dice an Onion.
Take that baby and cut off the top end. That's the end without the scraggly roots sticking out. now slice that thing in half. It makes the peel much easier to get off. So go ahead and take it off. Then comes the fancy part.
Slice the onion cross-wise first:

Now do it horizontally. (If I wasn't taking a picture, I'd be holding the onion steady with my palm parallel to the knife.)

Now you can slice down to dice.

Now put them in a sauce pan with some olive oil

Sautee until soft and then add the rest of the ingredients:

I didn't show each ingredient going in, because I mean, come on. That is even too detailed for me. So there they are. You'll find out the amounts soon enough.
Here they are all together:

Now dice up your chile. As mentioned before, I used a jalapeno. Now watch as I demonstrate yet another important technique. How to Dice a Chile
Slice off that top.
Off with his head! Ha! Blogging is so amusing.

Now slice him in half.

Now grab a spoon and pull out his guts. Oh, that's right, go ahead and disembowel him. He won't mind, and your guests won't either. Especially if they're wimps. I used to use my fingers, but one day out of the blue I developed sensitivity to chiles, and now they make my fingers burn when I over handle them. Don't worry, they still go down pretty easy.

Now things look just like a tiny bell pepper. Slice it one way into strips:

Here they are. Oh my little match sticks, you will make my dish so tasty and sweet.

Now cut them the other way and call it a dice.

For the starch I boiled up some whole wheat shells and tossed them with a tiny bit of butter, salt and basil.

Here's the meal out of the oven.

Here it is on the plate:

And in G's lap, on the couch in the living room, where most of our eating is done. We try to rock the dining room table, but it just doesn't do it for us.

Consensus? I'd say delectable. G and I both cleaned our plates. All of the elements complemented each other. We thought it wasn't spicy at all, but the subtle heat was in balance with the rest of the dish. The rutabaga was sweet, and the pasta was great with all of it.
And the recipe? Aw man, here comes the typing.
Chicken with Dried Cherries, Capers, and Chiles
1 tsp paprika
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp freshly ground black pepper
4 bone-in chicken breast halves, skinned
2 tbs extra-virgin olive oil
1 small red onion, chopped
1 1/2 cups chicken broth
1/2 cup dried cherries
2 tbs capers
2 tbs honey
1 tsp ground cumin
1 cinnamon stick, broken in half
1-2 hot chile peppers, such as cayenne, jalapeno, or habanero, seeded and minced
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.
In a small bowl, combine the paprika, salt and black pepper. Place the chicken in a large shallow roasting pan. Brush with 1 tablespoon of the oil and sprinkle with the paprika mixture.
Roast for 45 minutes, or until a thermometer inserted in the thickest portion registers 180 degrees and the juices run clear.
Meanwhile, heat the remaining 1 tablespoon oil in a medium saucepan over medium heat. Cook the onion for 5 minutes, or until soft. Add the broth, cherries, capers, honey, cumin, and cinnamon stick. Bring to a boil, reduce the heat to medium-low, and simmer for 20 minutes, or until the cherries are plump and the sauce has thickened. Stir in the chile peppers.
When the chicken is cooked, for extra flavor, if desired, drain off the pan juices and stir them into the cherry sauce. ( I did do this, and it added awesome chicken flavor to the sauce) Remove and discard the cinnamon stick before serving.
Place the chicken on a serving platter and top with the sauce.
Yeah, that was a lot of typing, but I did it for you, because you should seriously try this. Not like the bread, or even the shrimp. This is good and easy, and with my help, you can make it for your man/woman and make them fall in love with you just a little more. I think I guarantee that. Unless your man/woman is a vegetarian. Then I can't help you.
Okay,
Good night my friends,
Your favorite player,
Meredith